Friday, July 17, 2009

my friends made me do it..........

So this is the start of my new "blog". I am doing this for I have no idea why~! Maybe because I am one of those people that weird and uncontrollable stupid things happen to! I know that the ones who are reading this already know me and know all about my kids, family, career, blah blah blah....so I don't need to tell you all about that! Most of you are from facebook anyway! What is blogging anyway? Spreading all you business....no that is what facebook is for:) Maybe this is just another form. So anyhow today my trip to the y pretty much sucked! For those of you that don't know......I met a man yesterday that wanted me to work out on the machine beside him....and by the way he was like 79.......anyway because I didn't wanna be mean! I DID IT~ This was the beginning of the end! We got acquainted with each other and he told me about his wife and how she had never bought him a wedding ring and he had bought her 4! At this point I said "ok well I am gonna put in my headphones so I won't be able to hear you anymore." He says ok...so in they go....Kanye starts blasting and all I see is him waving! I start talking to him again! At this time over walks Brenna (was Watson), she starts talking to me, I give her the eyes! He starts talking to Brenna, then to both of us he says let me tell you, "I have problems with my prostate." WHAT?!? "I can't stand and pee but my wife gets mad when i sit so i go outside and look around and squat to pee!" Again WHAT!?! Brenna and me say really??? Brenna leaves~~ I start again turn Ipod back on, starts waving again....he says "Heather look what you have done for me! I have done this machine for 20 mins because of good conversation!" and he leaves, at this point I can finally clear my mind and GO!!! And I did!
Today I am totally in the right frame of mind, get to the Kangaroo on Brown road for the best coffee on earth. Go to get back in the car with Carson, little stupid looks like 15 year old stands right by my wide open car door and just yells "F*C*!!!!" I just turned around and stared! And then I look down at her boyfriend in the car who is holding a 5 gallon gas can and SMOKING!!!! Then i am at peace because I know they are lacking cells!
Finally get to the gym, ready to go at it, because I only have an hour and 1/2 jump on start going and realize I forgot my water, I knew then this will not be good! I am 2 1/2 miles into it and there he is....remember old man?!? He goes right to the machine in front of me to work on his abs! He gets done turns around and says Heather where have you been I have been looking for you all morning?!? I waved, kept Missy Elliot full blast and left the gym! Now for today my workout is SHOT! Tommorow I go to Wake for a football clinic for women, am praying I can get a great workout there! I need it! Thanks for reading! I love you all!!